“Dear Professor Natelson –
“We received the following e-mail, and we wanted to alert you that it appears somebody has hijacked your personal e-mail account. The rambling and unsubstantiated content of the message appears to have come from a person transcribing Fox News programming. With no facts or specific information included, we cannot believe a law professor would have sent it. We suggest you take measures to secure your e-mail account so this type of thing doesn’t happen in the future.