My Super Tuesday Predictions

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1.  McCain in a blowout, winning all the big states. Willard completely loses it , reversing his positions on abortion, gun control, taxes. He admits that he’s mostly been making it up as he goes. Finally, he tearfully admits that he voted for Carter in 1980.  National radio talk show hosts Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity demand recounts all over the nation. Mike Huckabee admits that he once cooked an eagle in a popcorn popper while in college.

2.  The Democratic fight goes on, with a near even split in states and delegates. Chris Matthews refers to Senator Clinton in the plural a minimum of 48 times, with one more for each state she wins.

3.  About 1,000 ideologically pure Montana GOPers turn out to vote tonight, and tomorrow, the Lee Newspapers report once more what an amazing, remarkable, party-building experience it was for everyone.

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Don Pogreba

Don Pogreba is a seventeen-year teacher of English, former debate coach, and loyal, if often sad, fan of the San Diego Padres and Portland Timbers. He spends far too many hours of his life working at school and on his small business, Big Sky Debate.

His work has appeared in Politico and Rewire.

In the past few years, travel has become a priority, whether it's a road trip to some little town in Montana or a museum of culture in Ísafjörður, Iceland.

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