Despite succeeding in narrowly replacing their Republican Senator, Missouri has decided that it can’t afford to get too liberal and/or reasonable. Thus, they release this report It would seem that the reason we have to hire so many illegal immigrants is because of “30 Years of Abortion” leading to a lack of Missouri residents to work. It only makes sense, after all. Apparently, the 80,000 more workers Missouri estimates it would have without Roe v. Wade would have no effect on the 150,000 Missori residents already unemployed. But then, perhaps the last election just unjustifiably raised my expectations of Missouri. It did, after all, produce Conrad Burns (who conceded defeat with roughly the same class with which he denounced ethnic minorites, opting out of a public appearance to go kill something).