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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Vote for Democrats Is A Vote for Lenin!

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You’ve got to love those wacky kids at WorldNet Daily. Not satisifed with whipping up hysteria about terrorism and the menance of gays in the public sphere, they’ve gone deep into the vault for a real threat: Commies!

They breathlessly post today:

In fact, all of the energies and resources of the Communist Party are being diverted to support of of the Democratic Party in tomorrow’s election, according to the CPUSA’s official website.

Oh noes! “All of the energies and resources of the Communist Party!”

I was nervous about tomorrow’s results until I read this. Now that I know that the Democratic Party can count on having 13 people, 12 dog-eared copies of Das Kapital (they lost one at the last cookout), and a mimeograph machine, a Democratic sweep, not to mention global Marxism, are assured. 

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Don Pogreba

Don Pogreba is a seventeen-year teacher of English, former debate coach, and loyal, if often sad, fan of the San Diego Padres and Portland Timbers. He spends far too many hours of his life working at school and on his small business, Big Sky Debate.

His work has appeared in Politico and Rewire.

In the past few years, travel has become a priority, whether it's a road trip to some little town in Montana or a museum of culture in Ísafjörður, Iceland.

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