Barry "Bail" Bonds?
ESPN is reporting that Barry Bonds is going to be indicted as soon as next week for perjury charges.
It couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. Bonds has tarnished the game in his chemically altered pursuit of the most cherished records in sports, and I hope that Major League Baseball will finally do what they have needed to do for years and ban him.
In Barry’s defense, though, it must be convenient for bobblehead manufacturers to be able to use actual proportions for his doll.
Update: Tax evasion, too.