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Bill O’Reilly’s Enemies List

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Dear Bill:

Recently, on your television program, you threatened to out bloggers on the left who attacked your remarks about San Francisco and Al Qaeda. Because you seem to have a somewhat selective memory these days, you said:

Come on! Can you imagine this happening during World War II? So, I’m glad the smear sites made a big deal out of it, because now we can all know who is with the anti-military internet crowd. We’ll post the names of all who support the smear merchants on BillOReilly.com.

We at intelligentdiscontent.com would like to sincerely apologize for our intemperate remarks last week about your recent statement about a terrorist attack on San Francisco. Please don’t report us on your enemies list for our failure to understand your ‘satirical riff.’

Instead, report on us because we think you are small-minded bigot of the worst sort, without even the convictions to admit what you are–a right wing ideologue. List us because we find you to be the most laughable part of Fox News. List us because we’d be proud to be consider your enemy, even though a paranoid, egomaniac like yourself probably has more imagined enemies than you can ever hope to keep track of.

Thanks,
The Staff

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Don Pogreba

Don Pogreba is a seventeen-year teacher of English, former debate coach, and loyal, if often sad, fan of the San Diego Padres and Portland Timbers. He spends far too many hours of his life working at school and on his small business, Big Sky Debate.

His work has appeared in Politico and Rewire.

In the past few years, travel has become a priority, whether it's a road trip to some little town in Montana or a museum of culture in Ísafjörður, Iceland.

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